your parents love me but you hate me
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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