Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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