just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
