Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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