But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Dick very happy bro
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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