I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
it's like iHOP with fire
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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