i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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