I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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