we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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