I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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