perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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