Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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