brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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