That's intense
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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