Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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