Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
be right there i have to get my cape
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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