what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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