I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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