My brain says no but my pants say off.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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