your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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