I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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