I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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