ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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