quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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