Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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