i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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