I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
