Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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