I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I met the friendliest cop last night
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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