S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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