just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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