I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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