I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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