i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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