You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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