I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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