I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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