i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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