no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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