I'm lost and stupid without you.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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