I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I just threw up on my dentist
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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