Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
