dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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