Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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