Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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