3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Its about making memories worth repressing
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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