I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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