ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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