Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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