just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
