my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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