at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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