Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
