called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
How's work?
Spinning.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
you made out with another girl for some wings
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Randomize
