So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
