I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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